Quote from Dick in Dick for Tat
Dick: The universe is out of balance. Nothing makes sense anymore. Strudwick gets everything I deserve. If it's not a cappuccino machine, it's a book deal. If it's not a book deal, it's Mary. If it's not Mary, it's... a cappuccino machine. Harry: Well, maybe you should even the score. Dick: Yes. Yes! I could sleep with Strudwick's wife! Harry: Well, I was thinking you could get a cappuccino machine.