Mary: Oh, it's nothing to be ashamed of, Dick. This happens to all men at some point in their life.
Dick: It does?
Mary: Sure. At least, I think so. I wouldn't really know. I've been batting kind of a thousand... up until now. [Dick groans] Oh, Dick, what's wrong?
Dick: Oh, I don't know. Ever since Stone got here-
Mary: Oh, enough about Stone! I knew his type back in college. Big man on campus. But you look past that flashy smile, sleep with him a couple of times, do kinky things you never thought you'd do, and then try for days to get him to answer the phone. Then you see the real him.
Dick: This isn't really the pep talk I was hoping for.