Quote from Dick in Dick vs. Strudwick
Dick: [on the phone] Hello. Yes. This is Vincent Strudwick. You just published my book Physics for a New Millennium. I want all copies recalled. Why? Well, besides the fact that I plagiarized the whole thing from renowned genius Dick Solomon, I also feel that the jacket photo fails to highlight my pouty, feminine mouth. Get on it! Of course this is the real Strudwick! Hello? Hello?