August: Here you go. Your review.
Tommy: Oh. [clears throat] Yeah. [clears throat] "To watch the drama club's new production of My Fair Lady by Lerner and Loewe is to learn how low a show can go." That's very clever.
August: Keep reading.
Tommy: "In the role of Eliza, Alissa Strudwick could indeed do little. Her inept accent providing no distraction from her non-existent singing voice." You didn't hold back here, did you?
August: Um, sadly, I did.
Tommy: Oh. Man, she's going to be hurt.
August: Look, you know what? I don't blame you if you don't print this. I mean, she's your girlfriend.
Tommy: She is my girlfriend.
August: And this is just a newspaper.
Tommy: Just a newspaper? Just a newspaper, huh? Oh, and I suppose that America is just a country, and integrity is just a word, and ideals is just some dream that little kids have?!
August: Okay! Okay. I get your point. Run it.
Tommy: Hey, I'm the guy who says, "run it." Run it.