Harry: Your request to return to your original earth bodies will be answered in the order in which it was received. Transmission ending in 3, 2, 1...[sneezes]! What's the word?
Dick: He put us on the waiting list.
Sally: Damn!
Tommy: Man, it took him 3 years to answer the first one.
Sally: This is horrible, just horrible! Why, in heaven's name, would you put in a request to switch bodies? Lieutenant, what were you thinking?
Dick: Well, when we first got here, I didn't want to be the woman, but that was a long time ago before I realized how much I liked men.