Mary: I've got to tell you, Dick, I'm really excited about this party.
Dick: Oh, yes. There's nothing like the stink of a good fondue. But I don't see what the whole hullabaloo is about New Year's.
Mary: What do you mean?
Dick: Well, it's so arbitrary. The earth makes one orbit around the sun right back to this random point. I mean, the man who came up with this calendar thought the earth was flat. Do you really want to be on his team?