Quote from Sally in Happy New Dick!
Tommy: So, Dick, you want me to reserve you a table for the New Year's bash? Dick: Uh, no. Mary's having a fondue party. Sally: Hey, what's the big whoop about New Year's anyway? Dick: I don't know. Mary says it's a good way to mark her year's accomplishments. Sally: Ah. Well, I had a pretty great year. I lost my virginity and I completely mastered the art of manipulating Don. Oh, and I got some great sweaters.