Dick: [on the phone] Uh, yes, hello. It seems that a generous donation has been made in my name to your organization, and I was wondering, how does your return policy work? Of course, I'm serious. I want you to march some of those dimes right back my way. Hello? Hello?! [hangs up]
Nina: Merry Christmas, Dr. Solomon. I baked you some cookies.
Dick: Oh! Thank you, Nina. And I got this for you. You're making the world a better place. Oh, and don't try to get your money back, because they won't give you the time of day over there.