Sally: That's why I couldn't wait to tell you. I am so excited. I've decided to pose for Playpen. [Don laughs] Isn't that great?
Don: You, Sally, pose naked?!
Sally: What's the matter, Don?
Don: What's the matter? Sally, I don't want you posing naked for some magazine.
Sally: But you love these magazines. I mean, you must. This one's falling apart.
Don: No, that's different.
Sally: How?
Don: Well, they're not you, that's how. Listen, Sally, I know what kind of people read these things and what they're thinking when I do. And I'm sorry, but you are not posing and that's final!
Sally: Well, take a good long look at these babies, Don, 'cause the next time you see them, they'll be in a magazine!