Quote from Tommy in I Am Dick Pentameter!
Tommy: Why should we accept the norms of decorating? Why should we be bound by society's draconian constrictions? Harry: Why can't I sit in a big, fluffy chair while I scramble some eggs? Tommy: You can. And why can't the toaster be in the living room so I can make toast while watching television? Sally: Oh, we can have all of these things. Our horizons are unlimited. Harry: I'm a little scared. Sally: Oh, me, too, Harry. Me, too.