Mary: Yes. They said that they were looking for professors who were charming and articulate and embodied academic excellence.
Dick: Well, that certainly does describe... you.
Mary: Don't feel bad.
Dick: No, no, I don't. I'm far too busy in my role as educator to sully myself with some pointless exercise in narcissism. Um, just out of curiosity, who's the director?
Mary: One of your students, actually. Aubry Pitman.
Dick: Pitman! Oh, he's my favorite student. Such a wonderful young man. He's the one with the bandanna?
Mary: Yeah, right.