Quote from Dick in Dick and the Other Guy
Dick: So, Dr. Neesam, what has brought you to Pendelton? Dr. Liam Neesam: A plane. Lethal contraption. Dick: Oh, I agree. Your fate is in the hands of a couple of doormen and a uniformed waitress. Dr. Liam Neesam: And the endless pointing. Dick: Oh, god, yes! They point to where the door is. Dr. Liam Neesam: And you only just came through it. Dick: Exactly. Dr. Liam Neesam: As far as I'm concerned, if the plane lands on the water, my flotation device will be the person next to me. Dick: Dr. Neesam, I find you pompous, judgmental, and completely self-absorbed. Would you be my friend? Dr. Liam Neesam: We'll see.