Mrs. Dubcek: Oh, I'll tell you how to solve any kind of love problem. Now, what you do is you invite him in for a little casual breakfast, and when he's walkin' in, you're fryin' the eggs in the buff.
Harry: Ooh, I'd like to see that.
Mrs. Dubcek: No. You're not there.
Tommy: What? So we don't get any breakfast?
Mrs. Dubcek: Go get a doughnut.
Sally: Wait, wait. Hold up. Doesn't the grease splatter all over your boobs?
Harry: Wait a second. Doughnuts aren't breakfast.
Tommy: No, eggs are breakfast.
Harry: You know what's good for breakfast?
Sally: Shut up!