Quote from Dick in Just Your Average Dick
Mary: So, how'd you like the movie? Dick: It's the number one movie in America. Mary: But did you like it? Dick: It's America's favorite movie, and that's good enough for me. Mary: I guess it was okay. Dick: Two thumbs up. Way up. Mary: [laughs] I'm having a nice time. Dick: You are? That's true. You've neither screamed nor cried all evening. This is cause for a celebration. Waiter? A bottle of your most average champagne.