Quote from Sally in The Physics of Being Dick
Dick: Career day? What career day? I've heard nothing of this. Tommy: It's nothing, Dick. It's just a bunch of bores blabbing on about what they do. You wouldn't be interested. Sally: Wait. Dick not interested in talking about himself? Dick: I know! That's insane. Oh, don't be silly, Tommy. Once your classmates hear me speak, you'll be the toast of the school. Sally: Wait. Are you kidding, Dick? You're a physics professor. I mean, that's almost as dorky as... Tommy: I got nothing. Harry: I'm stumped.