George Albright: Did I tell you she's got the hots for me? Was I right?
Mary: Stop this foolishness and go back to mother!
George Albright: No, after 45 years of pure misery, I finally think there's a plan for the universe.
Mary: Why her?
George Albright: Well, she listens to me. She finds me interesting. I'm crazy about her. And that's why I think I'm gonna give her this.
Mary: That's mother's heirloom bracelet.
George Albright: Well, Martha doesn't wear it anymore.
Mary: I've been waiting for her to die to get that!
George Albright: We all have, honey. We all have.