Mary: You really have a way with people.
Dick: Well, nobody listens to me. I mean, just this morning, I asked Sally to rotate my tires, but instead, she decided to go to the gynecologist. Now, is she wrong, or am I right?
Mary: You know, the great thing about not being in a relationship with you is that I don't have to care about your family's problems anymore.
Dick: So, you think I am right.
Mary: I'll tell you what I think. It's unfair of you to order Sally to do whatever you want as if you were king of the universe.
Dick: Oh, please! We look nothing alike.