Quote from Dick in The Great Dickdater
Dick: You know, I just realized something about these ladies. Not one of them is Mary Albright, and yet I'm incredibly turned on by them. Tommy: Oh. Well, good for you, Dick. Dick: I don't know whether to kiss them or get on my knees and bark like a dog. Don: Well, as a police officer, I must tell you that each approach has its strengths.