Tommy: Hey, wait, wait a minute. What is this? "Anatoly Chubais"? That's not my name.
Romano: It doesn't matter.
Tommy: But I don't look like I'm from Guam.
Elman: Yes, you do.
Romano: You really do.
Elman: I have a cousin from Guam. You look more Guamish than he does, and you're not even from there.