Dick: You will never, if you live to be 100, suffer the indignity that I have just suffered! I pray that you will just so you'll know how much it sucks!
Nina: What are you talking about?
Dick: There is absolutely no way for a person in a wheelchair to get into this building.
Mary: Did you try the ramp?
Dick: Is that some kind of wheelchair move I'm expected to know?
Mary: No. It's a wheelchair-accessible entrance with a ramp. It's on every building at Pendelton.
Dick: Well, not on this one.
Mary: The ramp is on the south side.
Dick: Oh. Might as well be in Portugal.
Nina: 'Cause it's so far away?
Dick: No, Nina, because Portugal is an ancient land of fascinating maritime culture. Yes, it's so far away!