Harry: Well, that was a complete waste of time. The bookstore's out of Cliff Notes, and you spend 2 1/2 hours chatting up the girl at the Visor Hut.
Tommy: Yeah, who had heard of the book Little Women.
Harry: Okay, that was helpful. But now I got to spend all night reading the book.
Tommy: All right, listen, here's what we'll do. We'll go to the video store, we'll rent Little Women, the motion picture, all right? In 2 hours you'll know the whole story.