Quote from Dick in Eleven Angry Men and One Dick
Lawyer: Sir, have you ever been in an automobile collision? Dick: Uh, no. But I am a college physics professor, so no matter how sophisticated the analysis gets, uh, I'll follow it. Lawyer: Thank you. You're excused. Dick: Excused to prepare for the case? Judge: No, excused to go sit in the lobby and wait for the next case. Dick: Excuse me? Judge: You're excused. Dick: But I'm a professor. That guy doesn't even have any teeth!