Mary: Telling my parents my engagement is off is not my idea of fun.
Dick: What, you haven't told them yet?
Mary: Are you kidding? For years, they predicted I'd become an old spinster who sits alone every night drinking wine and talking to her cat.
Nina: [enters] Dr. Albright. Dr. Albright, they were out of that zinfandel you like, but I did pick up your dog food.
Mary: I have one dog!