Quote from Mary in Dick-in-law
Mary: Telling my parents my engagement is off is not my idea of fun. Dick: What, you haven't told them yet? Mary: Are you kidding? For years, they predicted I'd become an old spinster who sits alone every night drinking wine and talking to her cat. Nina: [enters] Dr. Albright. Dr. Albright, they were out of that zinfandel you like, but I did pick up your dog food. Mary: I have one dog!