Dick: I dodged a bullet, too. I thought marriage was a beautiful union of two souls. It turns out it's a hot, bubbling, chlorinated sea of lies, betrayals, and addictions, and I don't want to go there.
Harry: Well, I'll go. That sounds relaxing.
Dick: No. From now on, we're footloose and fancy-free. From this day forward, people will refer to me as a lifelong bachelor.
Harry: You're not gonna start wearing pastel cardigans and open up an antique store, are you?
Dick: Whatever gets me the ladies.
Sally: Yeah, Dick, you'll do great.