Quote from Nina in Fun with Dick and Janet: Part 2
Mary: You were with another woman? Dick: She's just saying that. Nina: Save your breath. I already told her. Dick: Oh, Mary, it's true. I was with a woman last night. Nina: Hah! I didn't really tell her. Dick: What?! Nina: It's Opposite Wednesday. Dick: Gr- Oh, Nina! You're an evil genius!