Dick: Oh, enough about your damn families! Didn't anybody spend the break alone, watching reruns and eating cheese doodles while an unfathomable emptiness permeated their shriveled souls?
Leon: I saw Booty Call on pay-per-view.
Dick: Don't try to cheer me up, Leon. It won't work.
Leon: Is there something you'd like to talk about, Dr. Solomon?
Dick: Talk about? With you, Leon? [laughs]
Leon: Well, you know I am a psych major... now.
Dick: You are? Well, then help me out. I've made a horrible, horrible mistake, and I can't stop hating myself for making it.
Leon: Well, you know, Dr. Solomon, a person should never be sad for the mistakes he's made. Only for the mistakes he's about to make.
Dick: Leon, that's beautiful. It also explains why you always seem so sad. Thank you, Leon. You've made it all so clear. I've got to learn to let go, to move forward and focus on the thing that's most important in my life. [screeching] Me!