Quote from Dick in Fun with Dick and Janet: Part 1
[dream sequence:] Minister: And that togetherness is what is most celebrated about this very special occasion. Dick: Oh, Mary, this is the happiest day of my life. You look so beautiful. And I look smashing in my tuxedo. My bow tie matches my cummerbund. Mary: You're not wearing a cummerbund. Dick: Yes, I am. Mary: You're supposed to wear it on the outside. Dick: Oh. Oh, that explains the rash.