Sally: [to a waitress] Hi, uh, excuse me. I'm looking for somebody, a big, strapping guy, handsome. He's a cop.
Don: Hi. Here I am.
Sally: Good for you. I'm looking for somebody.
Don: Sally? It's me, Don.
Sally: Don? Did you shave your mustache?
Don: I never had a mustache.
Sally: Are you wearing contacts?
Don: No, Sally, I'm wearing my glasses.
Sally: Are they new?
Don: Not since eighth grade.