Quote from Dick in Will Work for Dick
Dick: Nina! This needs to go out right away! Mary: What's so urgent, Dick? Dick: It's the phone company survey. I'm very satisfied with my service. Nina! Mail this. Nina: I'll do it on my way out. I've got a blind date. Mary: Well, that's exciting. Dick: Why, is he driving? It doesn't matter, anyway. You'll have to cancel. We have too much work to do. Nina: Why now? You haven't done any work in two days. Dick: I know. And now I'm paying for it. If you want, you can invite your blind date here and tell him it's a disco, but that's the best I can do.