Dick: Harry, I have great news. You're going to be my new assistant.
Harry: Whoa! Assistant High Commander Harry. I knew this day would come.
Dick: No, no, no, Harry, my office assistant. You'll find me to be an easy person to work for. My demands are simple. Simply someone who understands that working for me is in and of itself a reason to live.
Harry: Well, it seems like I should be paying you.
Dick: I considered that, Harry, but it's impossible. You'll be making virtually nothing.