Quote from Dick in Will Work for Dick
Mary: Does this mean you've come to your senses, and you're going to apologize to Nina? Dick: No, I will never come to my senses. I don't need Nina. I don't need Harry. I don't need anybody. From now on, I'm going to be my own assistant. [Mary's phone rings] Mary: [answers phone] Hello. Yes, I'll be at the seminar. I don't know about Dr. Solomon. Hold on a second. Dick? Dick: Transfer it to my assistant, please. Mary: Okay. Dick: [runs into secretary's room and answers phone] Dr. Solomon's line. Who's calling, please? Uh, I'll ask him. The seminar? Yes. I'll ask him and get back to you this afternoon. [hangs up] [answers phone] Dr. Solomon's line. Who's calling, please? Hold on, please. I'll transfer you. [runs back into office and answers phone] This is Dick Solomon. How can I help you? No, no, no, you want Dick Sullivan in the English department. Transfer you? I'm already doing the job of two men. Next time, pick up a phone book, you moron!