Sally: Five. One, two, three, four...
Tommy: Eh, eh, you're not the top hat, I'm the top hat. You're the boot.
Sally: I'm not the boot.
Tommy: Harry, who's the boot?
Harry: Sally said she wanted to be the boot , because it reminded her of a boot.
Sally: Fine, I'm the boot. One, two, three, four, five. Community chest. "You have won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $10."
Tommy: Ooh, $10, you must be real pretty.
Sally: Yeah, pretty close to owning your knobby butt. Now roll the dice, you long-haired alien freak.