Quote from Dick in I Brake for Dick
Dick: Lieutenant! Lieutenant, you are forbidden to harm one single ant. Now, that's a direct order. Sally: I'm sorry, was I asleep when you turned into a big wussie? Dick: No, this has nothing to do with me being a wussie. Chippy has opened my eyes. As of today, this apartment is a cruelty-free zone. Lieutenant, I order you to rid this house of any items made at the expense of our four-legged brethren. We shall have no animal products, no animal by-products and you shall not buy any animal by-product, or products. Have I made myself clear? Sally: Uh-huh.