[montage:]
Tommy: Hi, my name's Tommy Solomon. I'm selling chocolate bars to send the high school band to Washington. [door slams]
Tommy: Hey, fat guy! Is this a dream or what?! Candy door to door- [door slams]
Tommy: Hi, father. I'm trying to sell these chocolate bars so the high school band can go to Washington. And learn about Christianity. And become priests. [door slams] Fine then. They'll stay here in Rutherford and worship Satan!