Quote from Mary in Guilty as Dick
Mary: Oh, Nina I can't tell you how good it is to be among people who brush their own teeth. Nina: You're not brushing his teeth? Mary: Do I have any messages? Nina: 1:00, Dr. Solomon calls, wants to know where you are. Mary: Oh, God. Nina: 1:05, Dr. Solomon called again. His foot feels hot. Doesn't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. 1:12, Dr. Solomon called. He's hungry. Can you come make him a personal pan pizza? 1:17, Dr. Solomon called. Wants to know if you've forgotten that you were the one that hurt his foot. [phone rings] Mary: [answers phone; mimics old lady] Hello? No, you have the wrong number. Oh, your foot hurts? Have you tried hitting it with a hammer?