Quote from Dick in Dick Jokes
Mary: This is an important fundraiser for Pendelton, and Ben can get those fat cats to cough up some cash. Dick: Well, I can make a fat cat cough. I can even make him vomit. Mary: Thanks, Dick, but Ben already said yes. Dick: You don't think I'm funny? Mary: Oh, Dick, you're loving and intelligent and sexy... Dick: And funny? Mary: Oh! I have a class! Dick: I am funny! I am funny! I am!