Comedian: So I said to her, "Hey, mom, your birthday was last month. Hoist it up yourself."
Dick: I don't get it. What are they laughing at?
Comedian: Anyway, I'm not saying my mom is overweight, but she's got that flabby skin under her arm. You know what I'm talking about. Well, the other day this wind picks up, this stuff starts jigglin'... out dropped a tricycle I lost when I was seven.
Dick: Excuse me. Perhaps you can help me out. Those things you said about your mother, I don't understand why they're considered funny.
Comedian: Well, um-- -
Dick: Is it because the toned arms that once cradled you securely now have large deposits of cellulite hanging from them? Is aging funny?
Comedian: If you think about it-
Dick: And you! Is it all the alcohol you're consuming that makes it okay to laugh at the expense of your loved ones?
Man: He's right! I love my fat mama! And you're a bad man!