Quote from Dick in Dick Jokes
Dick: Thank you! Thank you! Thanks a lot! Thank you so much! Now, I'm gonna tell you some jokes. Joke one: I went fishing last week. My permit said I could only catch five. Oh, I caught five, all right, as in 35. Harry: [laughs] Sally: Was that funny? Tommy: No, no, no, no, no, no. Dick: But you know... [chuckles] pot-stickers, what are they all about? Harry: Haa-haa! Dick: Okay, joke number two: some termites - I mean, huge termites - ate my house last night. [Harry is silent] Uh, it's gone. It's completely gone. Uh, that's it. That's the joke. Tommy: Really sucked. Sally: Really.