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Quote from Dick in Dick Jokes

Dick: Thank you! Thank you! Thanks a lot! Thank you so much! Now, I'm gonna tell you some jokes. Joke one: I went fishing last week. My permit said I could only catch five. Oh, I caught five, all right, as in 35.
Harry: [laughs]
Sally: Was that funny?
Tommy: No, no, no, no, no, no.
Dick: But you know... [chuckles] pot-stickers, what are they all about?
Harry: Haa-haa!
Dick: Okay, joke number two: some termites - I mean, huge termites - ate my house last night. [Harry is silent] Uh, it's gone. It's completely gone. Uh, that's it. That's the joke.
Tommy: Really sucked.
Sally: Really.

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