Quote from Tommy in My Mother the Alien
Tommy: [toddler cries] Turn it off! Sally: I can't. Tommy: Then turn it down. Sally: What?! What do you want? Are you hungry? Tommy, entertain him till I get back. Tommy: What? I don't know what- Whoa, whoa- Uh, all right, kid, I'll read you a story. Um "Dingo boy released from pound. Burt Reynolds up in arms." Look. It's a little dingo boy. See?