Quote from Dick in Hotel Dick
Dick: [on the phone] Hello. Rutherford Bugle? I'd like to speak to your film critic, please. Oh. Well, then, will you tell him that I just saw Dawn of the Aliens, and it was not "wham-bam"? It was not a "slam dunk". I was never on the edge of my seat. And the special effects did not make my eyes pop out. [hangs up] [points to coffee] There's no cream in here! Nina: Well, you don't have to bite my head off. Dick: Nina, we don't do that. Mary: [enters] Hello, Dick. Dick: Oh, Mary. [hugs Mary] You notice how I'm being gentle and not squeezing your body until your spleen shoots out of your mouth? Mary: Yes, I noticed that. Thank you.