Quote from Dick in The Thing That Wouldn't Die: Part One
Mary: Dick, I think you've been hiding something from me, and I think you've been hiding it from me for six years. Dick: Oh, what makes you say that? Mary: I saw you turn a man into a monkey! Dick: Actually, it was a chimpanzee. And it never happened. Mary: That's it! No more covers! No more lies! I don't know who you are! I don't know what you are! All I know is that I- I can't see you anymore. Good-bye, Dick. Dick: Mary, wait! Okay. [closes door] Look, I've been wanting to tell you this for a long time. This is hard. I want to make sure I say it right. Mary: It's okay. Dick: Mary, I'm-- What rhymes with "shmalien"? Mary: Oh, forget it! Dick: Mary, I, Dick Solomon, am an alien. From outer space. [collapses]