Dick: I think it's time for your medication. [eats chips]
Martha Albright: Put that on hold, please, if you don't mind. What I need is 10ccs of vodka.
Dick: I don't think you should mix alcohol with your pills.
Martha Albright: Oh, really? Well I don't think you should mix that haircut with that forehead.
Dick: Martha, that sounded a little sharp.
Martha Albright: Oh, I'm sorry. Did it?
Dick: Oh, never mind. Ice cream. Yeah, good. That's the stuff. [eats ice c ream]
Martha Albright: Dick, if you're going to snack like that, you ought to start wearing a lot of black.
Dick: Black?
Martha Albright: Yes, black. It's slimming.
Dick: But I don't need that.
Martha Albright: Well, on second thought, maybe you're right. It does tend to highlight your dandruff.