Quote from Mary in There's No Business Like Dick Business
Don: Mary, where are you going?
Mary: I'm- I'm sorry, Don. I'm just not cut out for this class. My mother told me that girls don't hit, and I guess I never got beyond that.
Don: All right, but no refunds.
Harry: Hey, Albright, isn't that the same mother that said you'd always be fat?
Harry: Yeah. And didn't she also say that you'd always be a failure?
Harry: Uh-huh. And didn't she also tell you that you'd never get married unless is was to a big fat failure like yourself?
Mary: You old bag!