Justice of the Peace: So, Renata Albright, do you take Dick Solomon to be your husband?
Renata: Oh, I do!
Justice of the Peace: And, Dick Solomon, do you take Renata Albright to be your wife?
Dick: Of course I do! [they kiss]
Justice of the Peace: I now pronounce you man and wife.
Mary: Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Dick! Dick! Dick! Dick! Dick! Dick! Dick! Dick!
Renata: Oh, Mary-berry, don't wreck this.
Mary: No! I am not going to let my boyfriend marry my sister.
Renata: But he's not your boyfriend anymore, Mary. He's my husband.
Dick: Yeah, she has a point, Mary. Now that I'm married, it's really not quite right for us to keep seeing each other.
Mary: What?
Dick: Stay the course. When the kids are in grad school, whammo!