Mary: You're not even supposed to be here! You have Asiatic flu, remember?
Chancellor Duncan: Asiatic flu? That's highly contagious!
Strudwick: He should stay home for a week.
Dick: Oh, you'd just love to have me out of the way, wouldn't you?
Chancellor Duncan: Dick, the entire faculty's in this room. I want you to go home immediately.
Strudwick: Bye-bye, Dick. Feel better.
Dick: Fine! But if I'm going home, Strudwick, you're going home, too.
Strudwick: What? I'm not sick.
Dick: Oh, no? Say hello to the Asiatic flu! [kisses Strudwick]
Strudwick: What is wrong with you?! Are you insane?!
Mary: Why the hell did you do that?! You're not sick!
Dick: Yes, I am. Oh, my God! No, I'm not! Then why- Oh! Why did I use my tongue?!