Strudwick: Solomon, what are you doing?
Dick: Vincent, Judith. Oh, gosh, I hope you didn't hear what I just said. I'm trying not to give you two a hot stock tip.
Tommy: Yeah, so are you interested, or aren't you?
Judith: Oh, please. If I haven't seen a detailed description of a company's financials, I don't want to own it.
Dick: I'm not asking you to own it, you thick-head. I just need you to buy some stock.
Strudwick: That's what happens when you buy stock, you thick-head. You own a piece of the company.
Dick: You're kidding.
Strudwick: Duh!