Sally: You know, you cannot order Harry around like that anymore, Dick. He outranks you now.
Dick: Oh, right. I forgot. I have too much cellulite on my ass to be a High Commander.
Tommy: Yeah, Dick. Maybe if you put on a wonder bra, you could get your job back.
Sally: Are you guys insinuating that I got this job because of the way I look?
Tommy: Who's insinuating? We're saying it right to your face.
Harry: Yeah.
Sally: This is so typical! When a woman with a body like this gets a promotion, everybody questions it. But if it were a man with a body like this, there wouldn't be any question!