Dick: Okay, let's get this straight. I don't care how much it costs. I don't care how difficult it is to accomplish. I want a security system that will guarantee that every moment of our lives will be filled with a sense of absolute safety and contentment.
Salesman: That would be the Electro Fort 2000. The alarm connects directly to our command center downtown where we immediately dispatch trained patrolmen to your door.
Sally: I see. I just have one question.
Salesman: Sure.
Sally: Where do I bury my family after the burglars have pumped bullets into their skulls while your guys are strolling over?
Salesman: That almost never happens. May I have a glass of water?