Harry: Sally, where's my breakfast? I haven't had anything to eat since that bottle of ketchup you fixed me, not that it wasn't delicious.
Sally: Yeah, yeah, keep your pants on. Now, I just can't get ready as fast as you guys. Every morning I have to wash, dry, pluck, powder, dab, cleanse, deep cleanse, exfoliate, pop, curl, blow, and buff.
Harry: Well, that's far too complicated. You know, I usually just rinse, spit, unzip the parka, and voila.