Quote from Tommy in I Enjoy Being a Dick
August: You've been keeping big secrets from me? Tommy: Well, not just you. August: I've told you about my impetigo. Tommy: I know, I know, it made me feel very close to you. But, see, my secret's a lot more serious than just a contagious skin rash. August: You don't trust me. Tommy: No, no, it's not that. I just don't want to go blabbing things out when I'm afraid there might be a fearful, ignorant reaction. August: Oh, I understand. Tommy: Good. [August cuts Tommy's ponytail off and walks out] Tommy: Oh, jeez, if I'd known you could just cut this off, I would have done it months ago.